eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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