I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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