He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
