I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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