so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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