Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Randomize
