Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Panties = found
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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