i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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