soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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