butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
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