porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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