His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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