Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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