piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize