Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I wear drunk well.
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