NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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