we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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