I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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