Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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