Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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