just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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