There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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