Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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