Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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