Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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