Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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