Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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