Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Sorry about my life...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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