you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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