Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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