do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
