i barfeds in our rink
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Alive.
So much puke
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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