Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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