That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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