Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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