Whod you bang
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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