I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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