your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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