Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Found your dick twin last night
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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