Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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