I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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