i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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