i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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