He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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