im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
either way he was missing a nipple.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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