i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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