jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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