Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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