The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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