That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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