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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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