Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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