Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
