laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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