awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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