thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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