Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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