How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
