no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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