she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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